Horrible Walnuts

So I was eating some walnuts. With one particular nut I proceeded to bite it into tiny slivers using my front teeth. A strange thing happened. My mouth was crowded with these little slivers, but principally the area between my front teeth and my top lip, as though that was the location I chose to store my chew, tobacco that is, but my tobacco was these nuts. From this point on I was unable to swallow. The nuts seemed sticky and were difficult to move in my mouth. Not only that but there began to be a strange, subtle stinging or burning sensations along my lips and gums. To my horror these nut slivers began to scurry and craw around in my mouth. They were, in fact, tiny cockroaches. I was unable to spit them out. The stinging sensations were coming from many of them that were biting onto my skin and gums and attaching themselves. Between the cockroaches scuttling about and attaching themselves to my flesh it was nearly impossible to move them or spit them out. I began to panic and to pull at the horrible insects with my hands and to scrape at them them my nails. No matter how hard I tried and how many I cleared out there were still a few that survived, hiding themselves in the crevices of my teeth and throat. It was a horrific insectual infection and I think I went to the doctor to clear up the remaining ones.