So fast

Sometimes I move so fast it amazes me. Like today, I was eating some delicious pizza, roasted vegetable pizza, and wanted to pour myself some water from a jug into my drinking glass, the one with the cat's corn hole. I was eating this pizza plateless, and so with nowhere to place the half eaten slice I utilized my mouth as a third hand to simply hold the pizza, no eating whatsoever. I proceeded to pour the water but the pizza was too hot. I opened my mouth, the pizza fell, I stopped pouring the water, put the jug down, and caught the pizza right side up, spilling only a few drops of water.

So big deal right, but get this one, a couple weeks ago I was working on a photo shoot in an abandoned school. I was moving a v-flat (a big piece of foam board about 6'x12') and I hit an uncovered fluorescent light fixture. The bulb dropped, I managed the v-flat so good, freed a hand, and caught the bulb without a moment to spare before it shattered on the ground, releasing what would have been toxic fumes onto the crowded set.