All in a week

I was punched in the face. There is something romantic about that phrase. Black eyes. Swollen lips. Gashing wounds. Character enhancers, if you will. Conversation starters too. When I say I have been punched in the face what I really mean is that I chipped my tooth. I suppose you could chip your tooth from being punched in the face but that is not my case. I never thought a chipped tooth was one of those things that just happened, but it did. I have no accompanying story to it. It just happened.

Some other conversation starters for the week include: my aching eye balls, fever, and a hernia. I have the flu. I have experienced a fever throughout last couple of days with accompanying heat flashes and cold chills. In addition, my body has been so achy. The remainders of this bodily ache are my aching eye balls. In all the flus I have had I do not remember a ache such as this, another unexplainable.

Out of all these bodily ailments though the worst would have to be the hernia. I have been reading up about them online and they are incurable the only options are do nothing or surgery. I am not sure that is what I have, but it is not looking so good. I have a lump. It is not too big, but it is a lump. It would appear that my intestines are ichin' to come out of my stomach, for what reason? I know not. Or maybe it's just a spider bite.